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Feb. 28, 2021

Has a man ever been bit in the D*ck by a turtle?

The guys tackle the age-old question about men being bit in the dick by turtles, greatest sports nicknames, and Darrell takes a nappy-poo.

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Feb. 22, 2021

Allegedly + The Most Beautiful Women in the World

The boys come out HOT with a story of one of their friends ALLEGEDLY, then compare their lists of the 20 of the most beautiful women to ever walk the planet.

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Feb. 13, 2021

The Joy of Having Children

Chris finds letters his daughter wrote him and it triggers a great conversation about having kids.

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Feb. 13, 2021

Darrell Starts This Episode Asleep, Chris Gets Rescued By The Human C…

Having friends is great. Being friends with the human cheat code is better.

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Jan. 23, 2021

Back in the saddle.

The boys discuss traveling and some things that, as I write this, I literally can't remember. hahahahah

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Jan. 6, 2021

Darrell's Rainbow Sunday's

The guys discuss gay softball leagues and how much funnier that community is.

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Jan. 4, 2021

2020 Year in Review

The guys have their 2020 Year in Review. They used the pop-a-matic bubble to determine seeding and the final awards based on their 6 selections. Darrell had technical difficulties and returns about 30 minutes in.

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Jan. 4, 2021

Baltimore Redux

The boys talk about their trip to Baltimore during a "lost weekend"

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Dec. 6, 2020

Thanksgiving and other fun shenanigans

The boys talk about random stuff and other things and such.

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Nov. 26, 2020

Weird Beer 2

It's weird beer 2....starts out well, and ends terribly. Rage.

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Nov. 24, 2020

The Boys Do Baltimore

The boys rehash a trip to Baltimore thus proving that 2 drunk minds don't equal one semi-sober mind.

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Nov. 14, 2020

Episode 19:A utopian society

The guys discuss communism, weed, and.....well, the smurfs.

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Nov. 14, 2020

Spies Like Us: The Culper Ring

The guys discuss Washington's spies, girls, and other mundane things.

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Oct. 24, 2020

Bar Fights and shenanigans

the boys discuss bar fights and all around tomfoolery

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Oct. 17, 2020

Wine night,SON!

The boys drink wine and get all jiggy wit it

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Oct. 5, 2020

Trouser Gremlins & Dogsh*t

It's Chris' 10 year anniversary. We talk about the engagement process, Steve his stupid dog, trouser gremlins, and other really stupid stuff.

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Oct. 3, 2020

New Format and Half a 'Cast

We're messing with a new format and guess what - CHRIS forgot to hit record. Rage

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Sept. 9, 2020

Two Dolts Episode 13:Darrell Does England

The boys discuss movie characters they would like to be, music icons, and Darrell teaches us all about geography.

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Sept. 3, 2020

Two Pickets to Shitsberg

The guys get engulfed in the flames of busch latte's and bourbon. If you close your eyes and really listen, you can hear brain cells actually hanging themselves before they are ravaged by booze. Of course, Darrell's brain cel...

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Aug. 31, 2020

Two Dolts Episode 11: Master Debators

The boys are running for president. Darrell leads the COCKtail party, against Chris' Equality for All party.

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Aug. 27, 2020

Two Dolts Episode 10: Parallel Pooping

The boys go down memory lane and then ask each other stupid questions. Also, the most epic pooping of the pants story is in here.

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Aug. 23, 2020

Two Dolts Episode 9: Darrell is a Bully

Darrell gets called a bully, the guys talk about recent trends in bullying and cancel culture.

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Aug. 17, 2020

Episode 7:Pals

The guys discuss friends of the past and present day.

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