Episodes

We talk tattoos, working out (bro stuff), and did a certain thing go into London at one time or another.....and other things.

We discuss actual weekly news! We came out with a bang....then ran out of topics....and then just talked about dumb shit. London also drops in for a few minutes.

When we were thinking about names for the podcast, it seemed like the only ones we thought of were really stupid...hence calling ourselves "dolts" which literally means "stupid person". A while back Chris sent Darrell a magical box from Amazon, and in it was a white suit, and a black and white panda hat with paws that you can use for mittens. They wore them out and took years off of their lives drinking in them...it was that night that "trashed pandas" was born. Now, we're not going to change t...

We did a couple live shows at a sports bar. Unlike our lives, relationships, and life in general - it went decently.

I could lie and say we talked about how Elvis died taking a sideways shit, but I can't remember much of this. I do know that just to indulge her older brother, Sarah sang songs. She was great as always.

We learn what male extremities are called in other languages! We talk about types of women at the fair, and we also coin a phrase for when your pants go up your butt (Donkey-Tail).

Would you rather dump or be dumped? Darrell is a dumper, and Chris (is a sissy walking rom-com) wants to be dumped so he can walk in the rain like it's some sort of Cusack movie.

We check out a few things: First we talk about things that are good or bad now VS the past Then we get in to the nitty gritty of what searches are most prevalent on Google and on porn sites. Rejoice!

Darrell is back from his "vacation" and we talk about improbable survival stories, mystical staircases, and teaching kids to be entrepreneurial vs followers.

The London's join the podcast, Chris's internet sucks total balls.....we try.

A spiritual cleanse? Or maybe he did something stupid because he's dumb.

Darrell powers through amazing abdominal pain...mediocrity ensues.

We didn't have many topics and our compliance manager sure tried to keep us in line. Whooopssss

We both peed laughing.

We talk about Johnny Depp, Elon Musk, and is a healthy log on your pillow a sign of endearment?

A familiar face pops in and we discuss his budding movie career.

Who cares, balls, butts, rage

We catch up and Darrell gets queued up with what has happened in his absence.

Watch or listen to Chris try to pull a HAMMERED Darrell through a podcast.

We discuss Adam Sander movies and talk about the leading women in his movies.

More trash for everyone to listen to.

Somewhat topical, but also we use an application to turn all the guys into chicks - hilarity almost shows up.

In order to get a younger demographic, the boys go WOKE. Get ready for some He/Him and let's take a big old dump on the patriarchy!

We talk about the worst ways to die and then forget we're talking about that and get drunk.