Episodes

with so much drama in the LBC, its hard to actually see if Hamlin is alive. We think he is and we wish him well. We think he's saving up his media attention for a big launch...we also talk about a bunch of other shit and Jerian goes on a TRIP...you'll love it. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/two-dolts/message

We have Jerian and Tez in studio we talk about race relations in America. All Love --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/two-dolts/message

Season 3 is underway....same terrible content, same too much drinking. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/two-dolts/message

We talk about BBQ tactics in the amazon during a plane crash, other weird survival stories, and maybe M!d^et P0R+ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/two-dolts/message

What started INCREDIBLY lame, turned into a banger. We talk about how each person would end it all, we talk about the ICP kid that jumps through tables. Adam sends us an amazing story about a family that adopted a crazy dwarf, and we also talk about ghosts. Insane (dare I say) in the membrane. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/two-dolts/message

That's right, starting late January, we're getting a refresh!!! Better show prep, better stories, more drinking, better guests....this however is not better, this is still trash. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/two-dolts/message

Darrell is in the middle of a blizzard...he's running heat off of propane in his office....they start the movie, get halfway into it....then BAM....no power for Darrell. What does Chris do???? What can Chris do???? Soldier on my friends. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/two-dolts/message

Chris had a weird dream after being on antibiotics because his face is exploding. Anyway, have a good listen. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/two-dolts/message

Remember the 80's when they made cool movies????? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/two-dolts/message

Sick of getting canceled every three minutes by some computer with a bowl cut, Chris hires a bunch of "independent fact checkers" from a home depot parking lot.

Hey man, we get it - Musk owns twitter....doesn't mean you need to go guns blazing

We talk about Bert "the machine" Krieshers love letter to drinking, the worst kiss of ALL time, and d!cks wearing fezes.

We talk about facebook bans, pelosi hammers, and how much semen Fark Huckerberg requires of you to get out of the Facebook gulag....hint - it's quite a lot...he's a very demanding power bottom.

Urban legends shape us. They shape our culture, our language, and our beliefs. Our lives are defined by all cultures, and urban legends are an amazing insight into all we are, and all we will ever be. On our show, we try our absolute best to be inclusive of all cultures, beliefs, and ideologies. We always source these avenues to find the humor in all of us. After all, we have nothing if we can't laugh at ourselves....right?

We talk about our last live podcast. Thanks to all that came out to help!

What happens when Chris gets hit on by a Billy Ray Cyrus look-alike? We also discuss odd historical timelines and I think we touch on Dinosaurs. Another completely unorganized pile of trash.

After receiving LITERALLY 12,000 links to videos for burning man from Darrell, Chris tells him to put his money where his mouth is. Burning man 2025 is now in the works. They look for a bus to buy and talk about how to survive in the desert for 7 days.

The boys shake off the cobwebs and talk about terrible sitcoms without laugh tracks, hangovers, fireball, and to make it even worse - terrible picks for NFL Week 2. Go. Bills

We discuss the upcoming Buffalo Bills Game vs the Rams, and the queen being dead. If you want to know how little average American idiots know about British culture, this is your jam jam.

What do you do when you're in the woods surrounded by strangers....well, do a podcast!

We talk tattoos, working out (bro stuff), and did a certain thing go into London at one time or another.....and other things.

We discuss actual weekly news! We came out with a bang....then ran out of topics....and then just talked about dumb shit. London also drops in for a few minutes.

When we were thinking about names for the podcast, it seemed like the only ones we thought of were really stupid...hence calling ourselves "dolts" which literally means "stupid person". A while back Chris sent Darrell a magical box from Amazon, and in it was a white suit, and a black and white panda hat with paws that you can use for mittens. They wore them out and took years off of their lives drinking in them...it was that night that "trashed pandas" was born. Now, we're not going to change t...

We did a couple live shows at a sports bar. Unlike our lives, relationships, and life in general - it went decently.