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Two Dolts

Two Dolts

A "dolt" is a term used to describe a person who is perceived as stupid, foolish, or lacking in good judgment. It is a somewhat informal and pejorative word, often used to criticize someone's intelligence or behavior.

Recent Episodes

The boys discuss their shot pact | Weird Fishing Stories | The Struggles of #Dadlife
June 9, 2026

The boys discuss their shot pact | Weird Fishing Stories | The Struggles of #Dadlife

In this episode we discuss our infamous shot pact, weird fishing stories, and new asian dining strategies. #Shots #Alchohol #Beers delivered by trains #Fishing # Deep Sea Fishing #Dadlife
Chris is 47 and Still Can't Control His Bowels | Illinois Taxes (no bueno)
June 8, 2026

Chris is 47 and Still Can't Control His Bowels | Illinois Taxes (no bueno)

You would think that after 47 years of being on the planet, one would be able to not crap their pants....turns out that is not the case. We also talk about taxes and fraud. #poop #taxes #comedy #podcast
Dad Logic | Boys Night Out |
June 2, 2026

Dad Logic | Boys Night Out |

We talk about the constant struggle of outplaying your kids in sports as Father Time starts to eat away at your body. We also talk about Darrell & Chris having a night out.
Weird Lake Vibes | Temecula | Darrell Loves Sheryl Crow
April 8, 2026

Weird Lake Vibes | Temecula | Darrell Loves Sheryl Crow

Darrell loves Cheryl Crow.... It's weird, but we'll accept it. We talk about lake vibes and how they're different based on the place you're in.
Drunk Trump & Enigmas
April 8, 2026

Drunk Trump & Enigmas

Chris introduced a new character for the podcast: Drunk Trump. The issue with this is that Chris does characters POORLY. This one got off to a strong start and then turned into the same crap we always do...happy listening.
Best Bars (and worst) to Drink In
March 3, 2026

Best Bars (and worst) to Drink In

Today, we talk about the best and worst places to grab a drink in America—legendary dives, overrated hotspots, hidden gems, and the “how is this place still open?” joints. We swap stories, rate the vibes, and tell you exactly...