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Two Dolts

Two Dolts

A "dolt" is a term used to describe a person who is perceived as stupid, foolish, or lacking in good judgment. It is a somewhat informal and pejorative word, often used to criticize someone's intelligence or behavior.

Recent Episodes

Chris is 47 and Still Can't Control His Bowels | Illinois Taxes (no bueno)
June 8, 2026

Chris is 47 and Still Can't Control His Bowels | Illinois Taxes (no bueno)

You would think that after 47 years of being on the planet, one would be able to not crap their pants....turns out that is not the case. We also talk about taxes and fraud. #poop #taxes #comedy #podcast
Dad Logic | Boys Night Out |
June 2, 2026

Dad Logic | Boys Night Out |

We talk about the constant struggle of outplaying your kids in sports as Father Time starts to eat away at your body. We also talk about Darrell & Chris having a night out.
Weird Lake Vibes | Temecula | Darrell Loves Sheryl Crow
April 8, 2026

Weird Lake Vibes | Temecula | Darrell Loves Sheryl Crow

Darrell loves Cheryl Crow.... It's weird, but we'll accept it. We talk about lake vibes and how they're different based on the place you're in.
Drunk Trump & Enigmas
April 8, 2026

Drunk Trump & Enigmas

Chris introduced a new character for the podcast: Drunk Trump. The issue with this is that Chris does characters POORLY. This one got off to a strong start and then turned into the same crap we always do...happy listening.
Best Bars (and worst) to Drink In
March 3, 2026

Best Bars (and worst) to Drink In

Today, we talk about the best and worst places to grab a drink in America—legendary dives, overrated hotspots, hidden gems, and the “how is this place still open?” joints. We swap stories, rate the vibes, and tell you exactly...
Policy Vs Person | Darrell Goes Scorched Earth |
March 3, 2026

Policy Vs Person | Darrell Goes Scorched Earth |

First and foremost, we would like you to listen to the disclaimers in this. Just seems like everyone that talks openly about this stuff seems to not "make it" out of a parking garage or paddle boarding.