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Two Dolts

Two Dolts

A "dolt" is a term used to describe a person who is perceived as stupid, foolish, or lacking in good judgment. It is a somewhat informal and pejorative word, often used to criticize someone's intelligence or behavior.

Recent Episodes

July 21, 2026

The top 32 Dad Sayings Bracket Challenge!

This one is for the #dads! When you're a kid and you hear your parents spouting weird lines and logic - you think they made it all up and they're crazy. When you have kids, you find yourself saying the same crap your parents said to you - it comes out of nowhere! We analyzed the top 32 sayings and debated which sayings would pass on to the next level.
July 20, 2026

Sober Post-dated Drunkedness | Actors That Are So Good You Hate Them

We talked about that #weird effect that having one SIP from a drink after not drinking for a few days and how it instantly transports you to being hammered. We also dive in and talk about actors that were simply too good at their roles and ruined them forever in hollywood.
July 6, 2026

Taxes in Illinois & NY | Thoughts about moving back to Buffalo | Buffalo Sports

We dive into the politics in NY and Illinois, talk about the idea of moving back to Buffalo, and we touch on Buffalo Sports.
June 30, 2026

The epitome of male friendships - one hour of us being brutal to each other

There's a lot that goes into being a guy with friends. One of the key components is making sure that your friend knows you love him, and the only way to truly show that love is to make fun of him. We also talk about South Park, going bald, going to therapy, and self-esteem.
June 11, 2026

Weird Coach Interviews | Coaching Youth Sports | Vegas baby Vegas

The boys discuss #weird coach interviews DURING games, Coaching youth sports, and #vegas tips and tricks.
June 9, 2026

The boys discuss their shot pact | Weird Fishing Stories | The Struggles of #Dadlife

In this episode we discuss our infamous shot pact, weird fishing stories, and new asian dining strategies. #Shots #Alchohol #Beers delivered by trains #Fishing # Deep Sea Fishing #Dadlife