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Sept. 26, 2022

Sunday Bloody Sunday | Chris' mom joins the show

What happens when Chris gets hit on by a Billy Ray Cyrus look-alike? We also discuss odd historical timelines and I think we touch on Dinosaurs. Another completely unorganized pile of trash.

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Sept. 21, 2022

The Boys Plan For Burning Man 2025

After receiving LITERALLY 12,000 links to videos for burning man from Darrell, Chris tells him to put his money where his mouth is. Burning man 2025 is now in the works. They look for a bus to buy and talk …

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Sept. 19, 2022

Bad Sitcoms | Cobwebs | Fireball | Football Picks Week 2

The boys shake off the cobwebs and talk about terrible sitcoms without laugh tracks, hangovers, fireball, and to make it even worse - terrible picks for NFL Week 2. Go. Bills

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Sept. 9, 2022

NFL Season is upon us | The Queen is Dead

We discuss the upcoming Buffalo Bills Game vs the Rams, and the queen being dead. If you want to know how little average American idiots know about British culture, this is your jam jam.

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Sept. 3, 2022

Live podcast while camping

What do you do when you're in the woods surrounded by strangers....well, do a podcast!

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Aug. 25, 2022

London comes back to the show for a full episode.

We talk tattoos, working out (bro stuff), and did a certain thing go into London at one time or another.....and other things.

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Aug. 22, 2022

The Two Dolts News Show

We discuss actual weekly news! We came out with a bang....then ran out of topics....and then just talked about dumb shit. London also drops in for a few minutes.

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Aug. 14, 2022

The Trashed Panda Episode

When we were thinking about names for the podcast, it seemed like the only ones we thought of were really stupid...hence calling ourselves "dolts" which literally means "stupid person". A while back Chris sent Darrell a magic...

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Aug. 12, 2022

The guys talk about their live shows.

We did a couple live shows at a sports bar. Unlike our lives, relationships, and life in general - it went decently.

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July 28, 2022

Live at Vinny's PT: 2: Sarah Sings Songs!!!!

I could lie and say we talked about how Elvis died taking a sideways shit, but I can't remember much of this. I do know that just to indulge her older brother, Sarah sang songs. She was great as always.

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July 28, 2022

Live Podcast at Vinny's PT: 1. Male part names in other languages, Fa…

We learn what male extremities are called in other languages! We talk about types of women at the fair, and we also coin a phrase for when your pants go up your butt (Donkey-Tail).

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July 17, 2022

Would you rather dump someone or be dumped? We also talk average heig…

Would you rather dump or be dumped? Darrell is a dumper, and Chris (is a sissy walking rom-com) wants to be dumped so he can walk in the rain like it's some sort of Cusack movie.

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July 16, 2022

Best or Worst & Most Google'd terms vs Most Searched Porn terms

We check out a few things: First we talk about things that are good or bad now VS the past Then we get in to the nitty gritty of what searches are most prevalent on Google and on porn sites. …

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July 9, 2022

Survival Stories that are INSANE, Staircase of Loretto, Teaching Kids…

Darrell is back from his "vacation" and we talk about improbable survival stories, mystical staircases, and teaching kids to be entrepreneurial vs followers.

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June 25, 2022

London is Falling

The London's join the podcast, Chris's internet sucks total balls.....we try.

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June 8, 2022

Chris Kills Himself - Spiritually

A spiritual cleanse? Or maybe he did something stupid because he's dumb.

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June 6, 2022

Runs DJB - Darrell has the runs

Darrell powers through amazing abdominal pain...mediocrity ensues.

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May 14, 2022

Found Gold Nugget and Megan Fox Blood

We didn't have many topics and our compliance manager sure tried to keep us in line. Whooopssss

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May 2, 2022

Depp, Musk, and turd pillows

We talk about Johnny Depp, Elon Musk, and is a healthy log on your pillow a sign of endearment?

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May 2, 2022

The Return of Tez

A familiar face pops in and we discuss his budding movie career.

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April 9, 2022

They settle on an event in the summer!!! DoltFEST

Who cares, balls, butts, rage

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March 26, 2022

Darrell was in a Coma for a MONTH!!!! Lets catch him up!

We catch up and Darrell gets queued up with what has happened in his absence.

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Feb. 22, 2022

Darrell is SMASHED

Watch or listen to Chris try to pull a HAMMERED Darrell through a podcast.

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