Episodes

That's right, starting late January, we're getting a refresh!!! Better show prep, better stories, more drinking, better guests....this however is not better, this is still trash. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor....

Darrell is in the middle of a blizzard...he's running heat off of propane in his office....they start the movie, get halfway into it....then BAM....no power for Darrell. What does Chris do???? What can Chris do???? Soldier on...

Chris had a weird dream after being on antibiotics because his face is exploding. Anyway, have a good listen. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/two-dolts/message

Remember the 80's when they made cool movies????? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/two-dolts/message

Sick of getting canceled every three minutes by some computer with a bowl cut, Chris hires a bunch of "independent fact checkers" from a home depot parking lot.

Hey man, we get it - Musk owns twitter....doesn't mean you need to go guns blazing

We talk about Bert "the machine" Krieshers love letter to drinking, the worst kiss of ALL time, and d!cks wearing fezes.

We talk about facebook bans, pelosi hammers, and how much semen Fark Huckerberg requires of you to get out of the Facebook gulag....hint - it's quite a lot...he's a very demanding power bottom.

Urban legends shape us. They shape our culture, our language, and our beliefs. Our lives are defined by all cultures, and urban legends are an amazing insight into all we are, and all we will ever be. On our show, …

We talk about our last live podcast. Thanks to all that came out to help!

What happens when Chris gets hit on by a Billy Ray Cyrus look-alike? We also discuss odd historical timelines and I think we touch on Dinosaurs. Another completely unorganized pile of trash.

After receiving LITERALLY 12,000 links to videos for burning man from Darrell, Chris tells him to put his money where his mouth is. Burning man 2025 is now in the works. They look for a bus to buy and talk …

The boys shake off the cobwebs and talk about terrible sitcoms without laugh tracks, hangovers, fireball, and to make it even worse - terrible picks for NFL Week 2. Go. Bills

We discuss the upcoming Buffalo Bills Game vs the Rams, and the queen being dead. If you want to know how little average American idiots know about British culture, this is your jam jam.

What do you do when you're in the woods surrounded by strangers....well, do a podcast!

We talk tattoos, working out (bro stuff), and did a certain thing go into London at one time or another.....and other things.

We discuss actual weekly news! We came out with a bang....then ran out of topics....and then just talked about dumb shit. London also drops in for a few minutes.

When we were thinking about names for the podcast, it seemed like the only ones we thought of were really stupid...hence calling ourselves "dolts" which literally means "stupid person". A while back Chris sent Darrell a magic...

We did a couple live shows at a sports bar. Unlike our lives, relationships, and life in general - it went decently.

I could lie and say we talked about how Elvis died taking a sideways shit, but I can't remember much of this. I do know that just to indulge her older brother, Sarah sang songs. She was great as always.

We learn what male extremities are called in other languages! We talk about types of women at the fair, and we also coin a phrase for when your pants go up your butt (Donkey-Tail).

Would you rather dump or be dumped? Darrell is a dumper, and Chris (is a sissy walking rom-com) wants to be dumped so he can walk in the rain like it's some sort of Cusack movie.

We check out a few things: First we talk about things that are good or bad now VS the past Then we get in to the nitty gritty of what searches are most prevalent on Google and on porn sites. …

Darrell is back from his "vacation" and we talk about improbable survival stories, mystical staircases, and teaching kids to be entrepreneurial vs followers.