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May 13, 2023

It's Chris's birthday Podcast! Jarian Thinks Paul Revere never saw a …

We discuss William Dawes and how he rode with Paul Revere but didn't have the influence. Jarian thinks that Paul Revere never saw a black man. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ok-terrific...

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April 24, 2023

Load Management??? Bud Lite, Bulges, and the White Boy Summer takeover

We get back in the saddle for a quick podcast. It's been a while since we ran a two-person podcast, and it took a little bit. Frankly, I wouldn't listen. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/...

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April 12, 2023

The Underground Pal-Road: Part 2: Jarion falls asleep | We discuss th…

We go a little hard in the paint with this episode. For context, this podcast was essentially 4 hours later than it should be. #Podcast #podcasts #podcasting #podcaster #podcasters #podcastlife #podcastshow #podcastlove #podc...

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April 12, 2023

The Underground Pal-road: Part 1: | Jarion gets pulled over | Black p…

A certain someone shows up late due to a traffic stop, we talk about a secret passageway to Chris' house, and we dive deep in to "magic" not Johnson. #Podcast #podcasts #podcasting #podcaster #podcasters #podcastlife #podcast...

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March 26, 2023

The "poophole loophole"? Weight restrictions in a prenup? Black & Whi…

We discuss a prenup that had a weight clause, briefly touch on the "poophole loophole", and break down the woman rating index as the fanny gets bigger. #Podcast #podcasts #podcasting #podcaster #podcasters #podcastlife #podca...

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March 25, 2023

Hey, do you know what "soaking" is? Want to? How good are you at jump…

First of all: MORMONS! NICCCEEEE! proud of you! The world is a very hard place, and if you can find love and passion somewhere.....even if a rather portly woman needs to jump around you like a meerkat in heat on …

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Feb. 25, 2023

Let us be (Ann) Frank, this show sucks. Chris can't "finish" for 40 d…

We talk about the Ohio disaster, no not the loss to Michigan...the train...you know (Biden) the thing...rejoice....lort have mercy. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/two-dolts/message

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Feb. 12, 2023

We talk about terms/words you can't use anymore

the world is a messed up place --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/two-dolts/message

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Feb. 12, 2023

We ramble. Our podcast sucks - sorry

Lort I was born a rambling mannnnnn --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/two-dolts/message

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Jan. 28, 2023

Whats up with Damar Hamin? | We debunk conspiracy theories....or do w…

with so much drama in the LBC, its hard to actually see if Hamlin is alive. We think he is and we wish him well. We think he's saving up his media attention for a big launch...we also talk about …

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Jan. 28, 2023

The Truth | Race Relations | Why Can't We all Get Along? | Funny

We have Jerian and Tez in studio we talk about race relations in America. All Love --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/two-dolts/message

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Jan. 21, 2023

Season 3 is here! Big ups to Crown Apple for making fools of us all. …

Season 3 is underway....same terrible content, same too much drinking. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/two-dolts/message

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Jan. 15, 2023

How fast would you cook the person next to you if you crashed in the …

We talk about BBQ tactics in the amazon during a plane crash, other weird survival stories, and maybe M!d^et P0R+ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/two-dolts/message

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Jan. 15, 2023

How would you K!ll yourself? | Whoo Whoo ICP Kid | Crazy Dwarf Story …

What started INCREDIBLY lame, turned into a banger. We talk about how each person would end it all, we talk about the ICP kid that jumps through tables. Adam sends us an amazing story about a family that adopted a …

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Jan. 9, 2023

We try to plan our rebrand | Walrus jacks it and cancels New Years Ev…

That's right, starting late January, we're getting a refresh!!! Better show prep, better stories, more drinking, better guests....this however is not better, this is still trash. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor....

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Dec. 24, 2022

Christmas Vacation watch party - Darrell's internet goes out. Chris d…

Darrell is in the middle of a blizzard...he's running heat off of propane in his office....they start the movie, get halfway into it....then BAM....no power for Darrell. What does Chris do???? What can Chris do???? Soldier on...

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Dec. 17, 2022

Chris has a dream about heaven and gets explained rules by his dead d…

Chris had a weird dream after being on antibiotics because his face is exploding. Anyway, have a good listen. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/two-dolts/message

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Nov. 21, 2022

The boys talk about the 1980's movies and PC culture & the buffalo sn…

Remember the 80's when they made cool movies????? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/two-dolts/message

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Nov. 11, 2022

Chris hires independent fact checkers to live-check him - it doesn't …

Sick of getting canceled every three minutes by some computer with a bowl cut, Chris hires a bunch of "independent fact checkers" from a home depot parking lot.

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Nov. 11, 2022

I think Chris is HELL BENT on getting cancelled

Hey man, we get it - Musk owns twitter....doesn't mean you need to go guns blazing

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Nov. 7, 2022

Bert Kreisher's love letter to drinking, the worst kiss ever, and can…

We talk about Bert "the machine" Krieshers love letter to drinking, the worst kiss of ALL time, and d!cks wearing fezes.

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Nov. 5, 2022

How much semen does Hark Muckerberg need from you to get out of FB Ja…

We talk about facebook bans, pelosi hammers, and how much semen Fark Huckerberg requires of you to get out of the Facebook gulag....hint - it's quite a lot...he's a very demanding power bottom.

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Oct. 22, 2022

We talk urban legends like the *ewbacabra

Urban legends shape us. They shape our culture, our language, and our beliefs. Our lives are defined by all cultures, and urban legends are an amazing insight into all we are, and all we will ever be. On our show, …

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Oct. 22, 2022

Live Show Recap!!!!! Donation to The National Association for Down Sy…

We talk about our last live podcast. Thanks to all that came out to help!

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