Two Dolts
A "dolt" is a term used to describe a person who is perceived as stupid, foolish, or lacking in good judgment. It is a somewhat informal and pejorative word, often used to criticize someone's intelligence or behavior.
Recent Episodes
Sept. 18, 2026
White Guy Pass For The "N Word" FINALLY | Being a "sports dad"
The guys talk about imminent domain and how legacy rap songs should allow white men to say the racial slurs that are said in their songs. We also talk about being a dad when your kids are playing sports in junior high.
Sept. 18, 2026
Gawd Dayummm - Tourette's Wedding | Mitch McConnell is on that Biden dripp
The boys discuss Mitch McConnell and how absolutely ZOOTED he is, along with our favorite sweet show favorite, BayleeDupree, getting married. Oh, yeah, and a lady who crapped herself.
Sept. 15, 2026
Lindsay Clancy | GUYS Perspective | < this means "sane"
The boys talk about the Lindsay Clancy trial.....horribly. We don't care about feelings, but honestly, we both teared up talking about it, and then the humor got insanely darker. Also: #ireland - rise up, we're with you! Fuck all the shit you're dealing with. We'll come drink with you once the streets are clean - our treat!
Aug. 24, 2026
Vinny's Heckle Hole Recap!
The boys were invited to host a heckle hole for Vinny's Golf Tournament in NY! Of course, they crushed it! Here's the recap!
July 21, 2026
The top 32 Dad Sayings Bracket Challenge!
This one is for the #dads! When you're a kid and you hear your parents spouting weird lines and logic - you think they made it all up and they're crazy. When you have kids, you find yourself saying the same crap your parents said to you - it comes out of nowhere! We analyzed the top 32 sayings and debated which sayings would pass on to the next level.
July 20, 2026
Sober Post-dated Drunkedness | Actors That Are So Good You Hate Them
We talked about that #weird effect that having one SIP from a drink after not drinking for a few days and how it instantly transports you to being hammered. We also dive in and talk about actors that were simply too good at their roles and ruined them forever in hollywood.