Two Dolts

Two Dolts

A "dolt" is a term used to describe a person who is perceived as stupid, foolish, or lacking in good judgment. It is a somewhat informal and pejorative word, often used to criticize someone's intelligence or behavior.

Recent Episodes

Sept. 26, 2026

Sperm Bank Switcharoo | Weird Betting | Darrell Drunk Calls Chris When He's At Work

A spem bank gives two women the wrong sperm....craziest rant of all time.
Sept. 25, 2026

The Big Gay Off (Darrell Pukes), Sydney Sweeney, Bullying at School

For some reason we immediately starting about rediculous stuff, so much that Darrell puked. We touched on Sydney Sweeney and bullying at school.
Sept. 18, 2026

White Guy Pass For The "N Word" FINALLY | Being a "sports dad"

The guys talk about imminent domain and how legacy rap songs should allow white men to say the racial slurs that are said in their songs. We also talk about being a dad when your kids are playing sports in junior high.
Sept. 18, 2026

Gawd Dayummm - Tourette's Wedding | Mitch McConnell is on that Biden dripp

The boys discuss Mitch McConnell and how absolutely ZOOTED he is, along with our favorite sweet show favorite, BayleeDupree, getting married. Oh, yeah, and a lady who crapped herself.
Sept. 15, 2026

Lindsay Clancy | GUYS Perspective | < this means "sane"

The boys talk about the Lindsay Clancy trial.....horribly. We don't care about feelings, but honestly, we both teared up talking about it, and then the humor got insanely darker. Also: #ireland - rise up, we're with you! Fuck all the shit you're dealing with. We'll come drink with you once the streets are clean - our treat!
Aug. 24, 2026

Vinny's Heckle Hole Recap!

The boys were invited to host a heckle hole for Vinny's Golf Tournament in NY! Of course, they crushed it! Here's the recap!